I Hope Trump Fails

I hope Trump fails to destroy our nation.
I hope Trump fails to defy our Constitution.
I hope Trump fails to repeal Obamacare.
I hope Trump fails to deport the Dreamers.
I hope Trump fails to overturn marriage equality.
I hope Trump fails to register Muslims.
I hope Trump fails to unleash the KKK.
I hope Trump fails to build that wall.
I hope Trump fails to start an international crisis.
I hope Trump fails to let terrorists strike while he’s busy tweeting.
I hope Trump fails to grab another woman by the pussy.
I hope Trump fails to let Putin grab him by the balls.
I hope Trump fails to ban abortion.
I hope Trump fails to appoint more than one Supreme.
I hope Trump fails to further demean women.
I hope Trump fails to defund Planned Parenthood.
I hope Trump fails to ignore climate change.
I hope Trump fails to pollute our air and water.
I hope Trump fails to drill the Arctic.
I hope Trump fails to collude with his pals in Russia.
I hope Trump fails to gut the Endangered Species Act.
I hope Trump fails to line his own pockets.
I hope Trump fails to sell our public lands.
I hope Trump fails to cut arts and humanities.
I hope Trump fails to muzzle the press.
I hope Trump fails to sell our children to the free market.
I hope Trump fails to privatize PBS.
I hope Trump fails to stifle dissent.
I hope Trump fails to trample our rights.
I hope Trump fails to screw the workers (though it seems like he will).
I hope Trump fails to be as inept as he seems.

In most other respects, I hope he succeeds.

Comments

  1. Agreed 100%!

  2. larryhogue says:

    Thanks!

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